Rod of Spanking [Unhinged]

Rod of Spanking [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .

Set: From the Vault: Exiled Type: Instant Rarity: Mythic Cost: {G} Cast this spell only before the combat damage step

Set: Planechase Anthology Type: Creature — Dragon Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R}{G} Devour 1 (As this enters the battlefield

Set: Tempest Type: Creature — Soltari Soldier Rarity: Common Cost: {W} Shadow (This creature can block or be blocked by only creatures with shadow

I've never met one who'd accept my wager

Set: Amonkhet Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{W} When Gideon's Resolve enters the battlefield

Set: Onslaught Type: Sorcery Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{B}{B} Each player chooses a creature type

Set: Classic Sixth Edition Type: Creature — Thrull Rarity: Common Cost: {B} Sacrifice Blood Pet: Add {B}

Set: Dark Ascension Type: Sorcery Rarity: Common Cost: {2}{B} Create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token

Set: Time Spiral Type: Creature — Sliver Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{R} All Sliver creatures have menace

you may have it deal damage equal to its power to target creature that player controls

Set: Unlimited Edition Type: Creature — Human Knight Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{W}{W} {W}{W}

When Siren of the Fanged Coast enters the battlefield