Brown Shorties

Brown ShortiesWe once challenged David Hasselhoff to a bare knuckle sparring sesh in the heydays of his career. Within the first few seconds one swift right uppercut from The Hoff knocked us out cold. He hung over us and said that if we ever were to create swimwear that slightly resembled his trunks from a certain TV show he would come after us and knock as out again. So here we are. All day everyday swim ready summer shorts: All day everyday swim ready summer

Act all expensive and stuff with these diamond covered boxer briefs that include our famous pocketery

I guided all those grains of sand to the light

Ah oui oui

” Real bad advice so do with it whatever you like

This cap really brings back memories of that one winter afternoon I was chopping wood for my family

Here it comes: What is green

the Australian artist extraordinaire and the simple people from Pockies have joined forces to create what is quite possibly the world’s most beautiful pair of swim shorts

Behold: the greatest con ever pulled on the upper class

Terracotta is my favorite color and I keep on making terracotta stuff

Women's boxers

you are correct—we’re playing Costume Movie Matchup

It will feel like you’re walking on clouds when wearing these